Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because this Comfort Colors hooded sweatshirt is about to transport you straight to Epcot (minus the actual travel and questionable Florida humidity).

Tired of people not getting the hint? Our ridiculously comfy hooded sweatshirt features the iconic (and slightly passive-aggressive) "Please Stand Clear of the Doors" emblazoned across the front. It's not just a statement; it's a vibe.

Here's why you need this in your life:

• Ultimate Comfort: Crafted from that legendary Comfort Colors fabric, this hoodie feels like a gentle hug from a very polite monorail conductor. Seriously, it's soft.
• Subtle Shade: You'll be repping your love for Epcot's majestic (and sometimes slow) monorail in a way that's both cool and just a tad cryptic to the uninitiated. Watch the knowing smiles appear from fellow Disney aficionados.
• Human Repellent (Optional): While we can't guarantee it, wearing this might just subconsciously encourage people to give you a little extra personal space. You know, like they should be doing anyway.
• Conversation Starter: Get ready for fellow Disney nerds to approach you with enthusiastic "OMG, the monorail!" stories. You might even make a new friend who also appreciates the finer points of theme park transportation announcements.
• Perfect for Any Occasion: Lounging at home, braving the grocery store crowds, or even (dare we say it?) your next trip to Disney – this hoodie is your new go-to.

So go ahead, add this to your cart. You'll be comfortable, stylish, and subtly reminding everyone to keep their limbs (and their drama) to themselves. Plus, who knows? Maybe wearing it will finally make those monorail doors close just a little bit faster. 😉

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean